Dae: Mommy, why do we have belly buttons?
Gina: Because when we're babies in our mommy's tummies, the is a little cord that keeps us connected
to our mommy.
Dae: Oh. But only girls can have babies in their tummies. So I need to marry a girl so I can have a son.
Gina: That's right. (starting to get a little nervous)
Dae: It's ok. I already picked her out.
Gina: Oh? (starting to get VERY nervous)
Dae: Yeah, Bethany, at my school. We're going to get married so she can be a mommy for my son.
Dae: But don't worry. We won't get married until we can drive.
This is NOT a conversation I need first thing in the morning!!!